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[07 Mar 2006|02:11am] NEW YORK -- Madonna says she had some explaining to do when her daughter, Lourdes, asked about that kiss with Britney Spears at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards. "(Lourdes) is really obsessed with who is gay," says Madonna in an interview in Out magazine's April issue. "And she even asked, 'Mom, you know they say that you are gay?' And I'm, 'Oh, do they? Why?' And she says, 'Because you kissed Britney Spears.'" "And I said, 'No, it just means I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her." Yesss!!! my 14 page semiotic anaylsis of the performance for mass communications was correct!!! straight from madonnas mouthhh!! you know where i've heard "I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her" beforeee...Oh yeahhhh...in ONE of the 14 paaages of my semiotic analysessss, Baby.. EAT THAT Professor Mark Liptonnnnn!!!!! i should teach that course. (but not really) 1 comment|post comment

[13 Dec 2005|11:44pm] ugh. i actually think im starting to loose my mind.   work sucked to the point that after next week...aka i have enough money for montreal...im quitting. but i mean like..seeriously. i realized that im about 8 times more mature then a 27 year old...which is frankly very sad. and i was reflecting on things and basically the past 3 years have given me a lot. ive learned a lot and ive made friends that i'll keep..but i can do that outside of work..and i have, so there is no need for me to sell cream anymore. but i do plan on going out with a bannng. and i realized that basically everyone has a crush on him...even guys! like its aactually crazy. bahh. i pretty much want to stay in my room until christmas...with occasional visits from designated people. my last exam is tomorrow. its only worth 20 per cent so i aactualy dont care in the least. my mom has given me the option of money? or ipod for christmas..and although i should take the money for montrealll....i reeeeally want the ipod considering my mp3 player is taped together and only fits 20 songzzzz!   and lame as it is...my uncle is very sick keep him in your prayers? 1 comment|post comment

[17 Sep 2005|12:55pm] [ mood | pleased ] [ music | I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself-White Stripes ] Last night... White Stripes concerttt with zanniii!!! it was soOoOo Gooood. the stage was sooo cool. it made me want to decorate my room in only black white and red. the only people i knew going were boathouse brian and peter and erica...and in in the first 5 minutes of being in ther molson amiphitheatre i was all of them...2 minutes apart! they were amazing. played for almost an hour and half straight! he wore mexican pants and a top hat! everyone was soooo into it. it was great. a lot of crazies there...saw some of the funkiest danicng ive ever seen lol. this man flicked a spider at me and zanni by accident...after seeing how horrified we were he said he would buy us beers but didnt have any arm space? so instead he let us move to the seats in front of them.....preeeeetty sweet ass. suuuch a goood view. jack said that he hadnt seen a crowd this excited since he was in brazil...i deefinelty believe him..the people were crazy. soooo old though!!! i think we were the youngest there! it was sweet ass though....but they didnt play my favorite... I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself AND You've Got Her In Your Pocket but ahh well.   ♥white stripes   4 comments|post comment

[16 Sep 2005|12:04pm] [ mood | gloomy ] i just got back from my stupid driving lesson... ughhh. the stupid man is soo mean! he took me on the creditview and rivergrove intersection right away! I though i was going to die...HE even thought it! he grabbed the wheel and asked me what i was doing... he later told me i was dangerous behind the wheel....is that even allowed?!? next time he wants to do a double lesson....is he insane?     I got home and smelt like him....im gonna go scrug my skin now...   1 comment|post comment

[12 Sep 2005|10:12pm] [ mood | ecstatic ] p.s...its toOotally my Birthday tomorrow!!     Like, OmgzZz!!!! 2 comments|post comment

[12 Sep 2005|08:59pm] [ mood | recumbent ] 1. How tall are you? im going to take a random guess... 5'4"? 2. Do you own a gun? no...but ill look into it...lol 3. Rehab? Counseling? nope...but does dr. phil weekdays at 5 count? 4. Have you ever killed an animal? i stepped on a snail once..its remains may still be on my shoe.. 5. Are you Irish? Actually....Yes! but ive also been told im scottish...for the sake of an hld... 6. What do you think of hot dogs? street meat! 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? all the old classics. plus the hip britney destiny's child songs... 8. What is your favorite smell? Green teaa!! the air freshener!! and my hair! 9. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? orange juice..or water 10. Do you do pushups? when sculpting my guns 11. Have you ever done ecstasy? No. 12. Have you ever been shot? ummmmm....no 13. Have you ever been hospitalized? no 14. Do you like painkillers? umm...not especially? 15. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? with the genius joke what does a gay cow eat...? 16. Do you own a knife? im not thaaaat whacked 17. Do you have A.D.D? possibly..? 18. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? never had one...but my pain threshold is zero...so no. 19.Name Five Drinks You Regularly Drink: Coke peach juice orange juice water sprite? 20. What's In Your CD Player? burnt cd featuring...motion city soundtrack...fallout boy..ludacris...say anything...weezer...and Ace of Base! (seriously) 21. What's Under Your Bed? a mattress for visitors 22. Current Hair? ridiculously dark brownish....ughhhh! 23. What are you wearing? guelph humber free t-shirt...reprezzizzinn' 24. Current Worry? the fact that im suppose to read a novel by wednesday and answer questions and its apparently the most impossible book to find Therefore...i havent read it yet?!? 25. Current Love? Ace of Base. my birthday!!!!! 26. Current Hate? using my brain to full capacity . 27. Favorite Place To Be? bed..swiss chalet! the movies! 28. Least Favorite Place To Be? outside on scorching days 29. If You Could Play an Instrument? you know when Jamaicans play those steal drums at parades with those big sticks with the cushions....yeah! those. 30. Favorite Colors? green purple and brown 31. Person(s) From Your Past You Wish You Could be with Right Now? umm...i dont feel like answering 32. Where Would You Like To Go? i'd like to go to tomorrow when its MY BIRTHDAY! (I also wanna go...and see the movies elizabethentown...the corpse bride And...that one with napoleon..so....anyone? take me?) 33. Where Do you want to live? Spain...Greece or for now im settling for toronto...but Mostly Spain! 34. Favorite food? ummm...popsicles! 35. Color of most clothes you own? ummm pink? green? 36. Number of pillows you sleep with? 4...but i throw at least two on the floor. 37. What do you wear when you go to sleep? t-shirt and undiessss 38. What were you doing 12AM last night? in my room sorting out my back to school binders...yippeee...(fake excitement) 39. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years? umm hopefully in spain...in a white village...shacked up with my spanish lover...while owning my own wedding planning business... ♥ 40. Are you paranoid? i always do a spider check when entering a room.. 41. First piercing/tattoo? ears. when i was 10. at claires in erin mills and after wards i threw up by the escalators and people went sliding down the stairs. 42. Last person you yelled at? ummmmmm......OH! Those dumbass boys who partied at my house when they werent invited! and jumped off my roof into the pool! and threw up on my deck! and UGH! 43. Latest crush? boy who sits beside me in reading and writing...who seems to like carrots a whooole lot! 44. Last thing you ate? pizzaaaa 45. If you could be a pirate, would you? well...im a girl...who has a thing for pirates... so id probably be a pirate wench 46. Do you have an iPod? nope. my $60 mp3 player sephices 47. When and why did you last vomit? i dont remember 48. What's in your pockets right now? dont have pockets 49. What color are your bedroom walls? purple..with sponge purple which you cant tell...cuz we are stupid and didnt stur the can.. 50. Last thing that made you laugh? the ratio of birds to people in the woodbine mall...with new uni pals!! haha. 51. Any pets now? a stupid dog that i get little to no enjoyment from...so anyone feel free to drop of a kitten of little puppy... 52. Innie or an outtie? innie 53. Do you have any piercings? yep. the regs...along with a cartilage...thats infected quite regularly 54. If you were a crayon what color would you be? yellow..dont know why 55. Have u ever won any awards? sure. as sandie noticed...the Christian Living award in grade 8 56.How many TV's do you have in your house: 5...but one sucks. 57. Have you ever sprained/broken/fractured a bone or gotten stitches? broke my arm when i was a tot. and then in grade 8 i had torn meniscous...which is a trippy ride 58. Who do you tell your dreams to? umm...no one? usually suck at remembering them 59. if you could pick one person to make out with who would it be? well now i have pirates on the mind... 60. What do you think of the person who posted this before you? well...sandie/meaghen who are both equally bitchin' slash totally rad! post comment

[08 Sep 2005|08:25pm] [ mood | energetic ] Okay! whooo has nothing to do sunday morning and wants something craaazy to do..... my mom is running in the 60km walk for breast cancer that takes place over the weekend and she finishes sunday downtown! me and my dad are going down to cheer...and such... hot chocolate? shouting? laughing? shmoozing? making colourful signs? middle aged women..possible cougar alert...? tell me! i promise a  reeeeal good time!   post comment

[06 Sep 2005|09:46pm] [ mood | curious ] Oh God! i start university tomorrow! im actually really excited...minus the fact that im starting with a cold sore and a bruised chin! kalis day sounded so amusing though! i wish i was living on residence...reeeally. oh well.. going to bed eeearly! post comment

[03 Sep 2005|03:45pm] Igby Goes Down is officially on my top 5 list of best movies. Keiran Culkin is Also added to my list of top celebrity crushes.   and then theirs Pumkin.... post comment

[02 Sep 2005|01:31am] ONE OF the Best Things Ever... Stephen - sick . but come see HLD tomorrow at the lodge w/ smear campaign, sleeper set sail acoustic.+ more. $7 6pm says: woah there niamh "ShutUp You Crazy Bitchess!" *said angry niamh to a carload of screamers says: what? Stephen - sick . but come see HLD tomorrow at the lodge w/ smear campaign, sleeper set sail acoustic.+ more. $7 6pm says: wha? niamh "ShutUp You Crazy Bitchess!" *said angry niamh to a carload of screamers says: what did u mean "woah there" Stephen - sick . but come see HLD tomorrow at the lodge w/ smear campaign, sleeper set sail acoustic.+ more. $7 6pm says: you were all like "i'ma cut you" Stephen - sick . but come see HLD tomorrow at the lodge w/ smear campaign, sleeper set sail acoustic.+ more. $7 6pm says: and i was like "woah. put down the knife" niamh "ShutUp You Crazy Bitchess!" *said angry niamh to a carload of screamers says: umm... niamh "ShutUp You Crazy Bitchess!" *said angry niamh to a carload of screamers says: HAHAHA Stephen - sick . but come see HLD tomorrow at the lodge w/ smear campaign, sleeper set sail acoustic.+ more. $7 6pm says: ya know? niamh "ShutUp You Crazy Bitchess!" *said angry niamh to a carload of screamers says: best thing ever   5 comments|post comment

[31 Aug 2005|06:44pm] [ mood | cynical ] Here comes the sadness that I miss so much.. That lonely aching comes from every touch I’ve grown accustomed to the grays and blacks Because they’re always coming back Sit down for supper, won’t you dine with me Or can’t you handle seeing all I see I’ve grown to colorblind to cease my bitching And I’ve grown to love the pain And I move too slow and I think too fast and the first rainbow I see will be the last.    3 comments|post comment

[26 Aug 2005|12:22am] this is a part from a poem that my dearest katrina wrote. i think its so cute... i wished away my summer... you went away but here i stayed alone in the s u m m e r s u n i wished away my august because without you it was just another november       post comment

[25 Aug 2005|04:34pm] Okay! so my mom is doing the 60km Walk for Breast Cancer in 2 weeks and it means a lot to her, me and and my whole family. All participants have to raise $2,000.00 to enter. if anyone would like to sponser her in any way let me know and it is greatly appreciated!     thanks. 2 comments|post comment

[23 Aug 2005|05:58pm] [ mood | hopeful ] Niamhs Favorite Songs of the Moment   *Colourblind by Say Anything *Love Will Tear Us Apart by Fallout Boy *The Accident Underwater by Northstar *Every Man Has a Molly by Say Anything   you should probably download them....because they are just that good... post comment

[07 Aug 2005|07:25pm] Today i went to my dads family soccer BBQ.   i got to spend some much needed time with freddie, kyla and omi.   i asked omi...."What Does a Gay Cow Eat..?" Her response was.... Gay Lord Greek   i am highly entertained by this. post comment

[07 Aug 2005|06:53pm] Yesterday i got to reunite with my kali and nicole! it was fun. we reaquainted ourselves with trusty streetsville. saw sandie at work...awwww. took the back way to masonic...saw a bundle of peeps. illscarlett was playing...mehh... talk to jackie for a while...awww. saw luke..he ran and jumped on me...id be lying if i wasnt scared cuz he put the peddle to the meddle...but it was fun seeing him again! saw natalya!! got excited that we officially have same schedules!! had a nice chat with vince when kali and i crossed the street to see meaghen and that guy from phils car..a car came to hit us..me and kali screamed and then kali jus stood there with her hand out to the car saying "ahh!"..it was hil-arious! walked to see sandie after work. sat on the curb by her car. had a brisk reunion. she drove away while actually hitting nicole on her car! nicole jumped onto the car and sandie drove really fast and then stopped! nicole went flying...ahaha. we walked back to my house while bumping into my brother. we walked through the grave yard. heard a girl scream in the distance and got reeeally scared...so we ran the rest of the way. on my way to bed when fudge/dave called and informed me they were coming. we watched breakfast club...giggled a bit... told some jokes... ahhh...to be home. post comment

[18 Jul 2005|10:30am] [ music | When Your Around (Acoustic) - mcc ] Ugh! i friggin hate babysitting. it is my own personal hell. i wake up so damn early..by a doorbell ring of a frantic woman who is late as i jump up and put on anything at all so she doesnt lose her mind. we then proceed in a car ride that lasts approximately 10 minutes...*in our minds its 7 hours* in which we make awkward conversation in which she describes her new life as a cougar..and i tune out while i pray we make it alive. (she drives really edgy in the morning..today we aaactually almost hit two cars..No Over exaggeration) i arrive at the house were a dog humps my leg for approximately 12 minutes untill she leaves the house where i have no shame of kicking the horney bastard off me.. i then try to sleep/watch tv that i want to watch until the Demon Boy comes down at 9ish demanding breakfast and the remote..where the day sinks to a new low.. i make him cereal and then he demands coffee...because yess...he is 6 and thats the regular for all 6 year olds... the age of tim hortons as a regular hangout gets younger and younger each year.. then the She-Bitch comes down after 10 and refuses to brush her hair even though ive been given strict instructions that, that is a must. whats wrong with these people! little girls are suppose to brush their hair like 12 times a day...MINIMUM..yet she has taken a fancy to the redneck life and refuses to tangle that mane once!! the Demon Boy has about 23 angry moments throughout the day where he will just scream in a high pitched tone. then its lunch time! I, in an energetic tone tell them that we are eating zooodills...Yippeee!! when i get the response "Nooooo!(high pitched scream) I WANT TACOS!!"  considering i am trained in the culinary arts and and have my own special recipe for this kind tacos.. at some points of the day he comes up to me and the She-Bitch and points a Very Realistic Including Vicious Sound Effects type gun in which points to our heads and tells us its our time to die... DOES ANYONE SEE A PROBLEM WITH THISSS...why would you give him thaaat! is only practice so that later he can hunt me down and shoot me for not bringing him his god damn tacos! as we were watching tv i was sitting on the couch with my legs bend..in PANTS.. and he said to me.. "hey niamh..cool bagina" *bagina=little kid pronounciation of vagina. i think i should have found out my hourly rate beforehand...but i knew what i was in for..a year ago when i babysat...Demon Boy threw a chair at me. Further indication that this was the job from hell was that their other babysitter quit last week cuz she just couldnt take it anymore.. *Key Incidence Included: 1. he wanted to go on the swings at a bad time and she was holding the door closed and he summoned all the powers of hell to actually break the lock off the door...he is six...with weak girl arms.. 2. after he managed to get out another way she ran after him until the little shitter ambushed her and pelted her with FRICKEN BERRIES!! what the hell?!? im dealing with an unnatural force. he also put berries in a poerty book that her recently dead mother had written and ruined the book. i feel like i have to wear a cross at all times and whisper the Our Father..cuz at any moment hes gonna spider walk down the stairs and spit green goupe at me!   i hope you alll know that this could potentially kill me...   At least..it makes me more excited about my trip..2 DAYS!! 2 comments|post comment

[14 Jul 2005|01:24am] motion city soundtrack = new favorite band Midwest love affair I bend when I am bored Late night liquor blue Will lead me to the floor. Can we fake it? Can we make believe? I'm so full of love It deeply sickens me. When Your Around (Acoustic)......steals my <3 6 comments|post comment

[04 Jul 2005|06:50pm] sweet! my buds are back. i missed you guys a looot.   and i wont lie..i was quite happy to hear you guys missed me too...   post comment

[01 Jul 2005|03:23am] Prom Last Night! aww. prom begins after you come home from getting your hair and make up done...and your in your room and you put on all your co-ordinates attire and then see youself. alessia and hassi came to my house early for tots, pogo's, egg rolls, punch, lime coke, and pretty much a shit load of tots. plus the unexpected lucky charms for hassan. lol. we admired eachother..posed for pics... the ladies came..all lookin spiffy. took some more photos... decided that we classify all barbies sandie: Hollywood Glam Barbie kali: Retro Barbie darri: Limited Time Edition Asian Barbie alessia: Sugar Plum Barbie nicole: Scandally Clad Barbie niamh: Classic Mermaid Barbie We got to the hall...saw mr. deee!! got big hugs from chitty! got my grad gift...kali tried to get one.. "are you a graduate?" *said mr diforie "yesss" *said kali *reaches for gift* "whats your name..?"*said mr diforie "............ooh...ha..ha..im not a grad" *said kali haha. got to our peerfect table...once meaghen left and claudia and tyler replaced her. kali and i decided we were officially the cutest couple in the room..and took some particularly interesting photos. tash's date was a prick who later got searched for drugs in the bathroom. had maaany laughs with tyler...danced the night away with hassan. we choreographed some crazy mofo moves...which involved putting our "guns in the air" a simultaneous twirl...a high five...and a loot of bouncing. at one point we seerisouly had the middle of the dance floor and everyone took a step back! took a b-e-a-utiful photo with kali, sandie and nicole. talked with janelle..im gonna miss her sooooo much! took tons of photos with suzanna..as we criticed the evening. said my farewells to my peeps as they go off to the cottage today... had an awesome time at claudias around her bon fire with brynn greg and lisa. i wanted to take after prom shots of when your in ur sweats yet have a hint of glam since your make up/hair is done...but we forgot?   overall...awesome time. spend time with people i wanted to. everyone looked ultra glam. feet didnt hurt. now can you guys hurry up at the cottage and get back a.s.a.p! 2 comments|post comment

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